‘Wired Meat Scale Report’
Damn! When did Helen Hunt lose the hot?!

Kudos to ol’ righty for standing to attention and showing us that, no, not everything has moved southward. That’s a courageous last stand right there and, in recognition of that courage, I’m going to call that boob General Bust-er.
But the rest of it is just terribly disappointing. When you start dressing like a soggy bowl of oatmeal, you are firmly in offal country. Helen should just pack away the makeup, stay at home and take up knitting mittens for war orphans.











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She is beautiful, and always will be. In this photo she looks like she shopped at Macy’s. I thought it was me!