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‘Wired Meat Scale Report’
By MrsJ | September 19, 2007
Damn! When did Helen Hunt lose the hot?!
Kudos to ol’ righty for standing to attention and showing us that, no, not everything has moved southward. That’s a courageous last stand right there and, in recognition of that courage, I’m going to call that boob General Bust-er.
But the rest of it is just terribly disappointing. When you start dressing like a soggy bowl of oatmeal, you are firmly in offal country. Helen should just pack away the makeup, stay at home and take up knitting mittens for war orphans.
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3 Responses to “‘Wired Meat Scale Report’”
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September 19th, 2007 at 9:41 am
[...] Helen Hunt remains squinty but not saggy. (Allie is Wired) [...]
September 19th, 2007 at 4:07 pm
[...] Whoa! When did Helen Hunt get so old? [...]
September 19th, 2007 at 5:45 pm
She is beautiful, and always will be. In this photo she looks like she shopped at Macy’s. I thought it was me!