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‘Wired Meat Scale Report’
By MrsJ | September 12, 2007
I’m perplexed.
On one hand, this isn’t too bad. I mean, we are talking about Tori Spelling here. She of the demented chesticles.
But it really isn’t good either. Her hair looks fried and that skirt looks like something Mommy Candy ran up in her wrapping room. And, although I’m not entirely certain, it looks like Dr Knifey has gone all Halloween on her face.
Tori, this is not bad. But it could be better. Get yourself a good stylist, stop listening to Candy (cos, let’s face it, the woman is caca-caca fou-fou) and start dressing like something I wouldn’t see sitting on top of a Christmas tree.
Source: Getty Images
Topics: Tori Spelling, Wired Fashion, Wired Gossip |
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September 13th, 2007 at 2:18 am
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