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‘Wired Meat Scale Report’
By MrsJ | September 11, 2007
Lady Victoria Hervey, pictured here at the VMAs, is famous for….. well, that part of the equation escapes me. According to Wikipedia, she’s a socialite. My only knowledge of socialites involves Paris Hilton, so I believe it’s safe to assume that Hervey doesn’t do an awful lot and has crabs. Hey, it’s a logical conclusion!
I call this ensemble the Sternum of Death meets Jesus.
With a chest that could conceivably be used to store poker chips, and swollen sweater cows that are absorbing what little fat is left in her body, that cross is the only thing keeping her alive.
Question for the class though.. Do you think there’s a ‘ding’ everytime that oversized jewelley smacks against the Sternum of Death? I’m thinking yes, but I’m open to debate.
Source: Mavrix Online - Scary Skinny
Topics: Wired Fashion, Wired Gossip |
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September 11th, 2007 at 2:39 pm
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