Carmen, why so glum?

I know that’s a Chanel necklace but, somewhere in the world, a town mayor is about to cut a ribbon for a bridge and is feeling a little light around the chesticles.

And what is with the lipstick application? Draw INSIDE the lines. Not OUTSIDE. Lipstick should never be in danger of getting entangled in your nose hairs. Just a hot tip. Although, judging by that scowl, I’m guessing you just figured that out.

That rack though…… Mmmhmmmm, it makes up for all the sins that come before it.

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