Heidi Fontag, fighting the fug on this month’s cover of Cosmo Girl, claims that, frenemy, Lauren Conrad isn’t all that she seems.

I just have to accept that Lauren will never be seen in a bad light. They don’t show the footage of how Lauren was sort of obsessed with [fiancé Spencer Pratt], or how she called my mom in Colorado and told her I was involved in an abusive relationship, or how she would scream at me in the middle of the club if I wanted to leave … to go see Spencer.

Hey, I’m sure that, if that footage was available, the producers would have been caca-caca fou-fou not to televise it.  Shouting about Spencer Pratt has become a national past-time, like watching Britney sans knickers.

Source: People – Heidi Montag: Lauren Is Not Such a Good Girl