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Britney Spears Has Lots of Excuses for AWFUL Performance
By Consuela B. | September 10, 2007
That didn’t take long. Britney Spears already has excuses as to why her performance on the 2007 MTV Video Music Awards was so ass terrible.
Excuse #1-
Britney overheard Sarah Silverman rehearsing her monologue in which she calls Britney’s babies mistakes and takes jab after jab at Britney.
Britney made it very clear with MTV that Sarah was NOT allowed to talk about her kids, and MTV agreed. That big-mouthed bitch said it anyway.
Sam Lufti was overheard backstage screaming at Sarah Silverman because of her outrageous remarks saying: “Sarah Silverman is a seriously unprofessional person to make fun of infants to get a laugh. Making fun of kids is not condonable,” and that “she should have picked on someone her own size.”
Excuse #2-
Britney Spears was to perform under the magic of Chris Angel… but MTV freaked out at the last minute finding out what Britney was actually going to do.
Supposedly, what Britney and Chris were planning was to do a set of mirrors and flotation. But when told to the Palms Hotel/Casino… the hotel flipped.
Insurance was the main problem, and the stage couldn’t support the performance. MTV also freaked at the last minute because of their fear of being “too controversial” during the performance. Britney and Chris were infact furious with MTV’s sad excuse and told Britney to change the performance at the last minute.
Britney’s original performance was to infact appear and disappear. To float through the air… and for much mature dancing.
Excuse #3-
Criss Angel doesn’t really know magic and someone placed a large mirror offstage where Britney saw herself just before going on. Why do people keep defending her?
UPDATE (Allie):
But Britney was really sorry, US Weekly reports,
Following a dismal performance of Spears’ new single, “Gimme More,” a source tells Us that Spears was spotted “crying badly [backstage]. She’s devastated. She was really nervous and knows she screwed up.”
I sort of feel bad for her… sort of. Here’s the said Sarah Silverman opening monologue.
Source: “Sarah Silverman Is The Mistake” [breatheheavy] drawn image: [pretty on the outside]
Topics: Award Shows, Britney Spears, Wired Gossip, Wired Music, Wired Television |
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September 10th, 2007 at 8:13 am
BOYCOTT Sara Silverman’s NEW SHOW !!! Where was Gwen , and Bono , and Bon Jovi , and any of the other great artists … how about even Fergie or Shakira …. everyone from the “hood” made it …. oh … & Justine …… MTV … wow … you’ve come a long way baby …… it’s a shame ! Brittany needed a few more clothes … her performance was ok …. but the person who was REALLY bad was Sara Silverman …. IT is SOO TACKY and LOW CLASS to put down someone’s children …. does she have any …. I would say NOT !!!! BOYCOTT HER NEW SHOW ON COMEDY CENTRAL >>>>>>
September 10th, 2007 at 8:41 am
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September 10th, 2007 at 7:16 pm
I’VE NEVER LIKE SARAH SILVERMAN, SHE’S OVERATED AND JUST A BITCH……HAVING SAID THAT-BRITNEY SUCKS!!! DO NOT DEFEND THIS NO-TALENT. THERE WAS NO REASON FOR HER TO SUCK THAT BAD. WHATEVER SHE SUPPOSEDLY HAD PLANNED WITH CRISS ANGEL WAS PROBABLY CANCELLED WEEKS AGO. SHE HAD PLENTY OF TIME TO LEARN HER ROUTINE AND SHE COULD HAVE DRESSED BETTER. SHE WAS ALL AROUND TERRIBLE AND WHAT SHE NEEDS IS NOT PITY, BUT THERAPY.