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‘Wired Meat Scale Report’
By MrsJ | August 21, 2007
When I was pregnant (both times), I don’t ever recall looking as hot as Salma Hayek. Seriously. I wore Crocs. That’s how desperate the whole thing got. Crocs!! I’m surprised someone didn’t call the police on me.
But, while Salma, here, is working the baby cleavage and belly, the pattern on that frock is forcing me into a Grand Mal Seizure. I don’t know where to rest my eyes. And the more I try to find a safe place on this frock, and fail, the more antsy I get.
So, despite being one of the foxiest foxes on the planet, this frock makes Salma a t-bone on today’s ‘Wired Meat Scale Report’. Did I mention how good her cleavage looks? Sorry, just wanting to make sure. It really is something special.
Topics: Salma Hayek, Wired Fashion, Wired Gossip, Wired Movies |
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