On looks alone, Beyonce is a rib-eye. But here, promoting the new Armani Fragrance, Diamonds, she’s off to the senior prom and fully intends to let her date get to second base.

The peek-a-boo bow across her chest resembles something car salesmen put on 1997 Pontiac Bonnevilles they can’t shift. It makes the package look pretty but actually serves no useful or practical purpose.

As for the shoes, I’m pretty sure that looking like the eighth dwarf, Stumpy in Love, was not the result she was after. Unless you’re 9 foot tall, shoes with straps that cut you off at the ankle will only result in Lily Allen-esque stumpiness.

Sorry Beyonce, I really do love you. And you were hella funny when you fell down those stairs recently. But this outfit lands you in short-rib city.

Source: Splash News Online