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‘Wired Meat Scale Report’
By MrsJ | August 29, 2007
Those who know me well - my husband, my children, my local law enforcement officer (hey Steve!) - know that I love reality television. In particular, I love Big Brother UK, mostly because the English have a knack of finding the most chavtastic contestants ever.
And so, I present to you, Jade Goody, Queen of the Chavs. Jade has built a veritable fortune by saying things like ‘I knew Lynne was from Aberdeen. I just didn’t know Aberdeen was in Scotland’ and ‘Rio De Janeiro? Isn’t that a person’. Wondrous.
Here is Jade on holiday with her paps. And by paps, I mean the sweater cows. Should boobs look like that? I’m pretty sure a good doctor needs to see those, not the whole world.
And I wonder if Posh knows that her fashion sense is inspiring in ways she’d probably rather wish it didn’t.
Source: Daily Mail
Topics: Wired Fashion, Wired Gossip, Wired Television |
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