Those who know me well – my husband, my children, my local law enforcement officer (hey Steve!) – know that I love reality television. In particular, I love Big Brother UK, mostly because the English have a knack of finding the most chavtastic contestants ever.

And so, I present to you, Jade Goody, Queen of the Chavs. Jade has built a veritable fortune by saying things like ‘I knew Lynne was from Aberdeen. I just didn’t know Aberdeen was in Scotland’ and ‘Rio De Janeiro? Isn’t that a person’. Wondrous.

Here is Jade on holiday with her paps. And by paps, I mean the sweater cows. Should boobs look like that? I’m pretty sure a good doctor needs to see those, not the whole world.

And I wonder if Posh knows that her fashion sense is inspiring in ways she’d probably rather wish it didn’t.

Source: Daily Mail