Even hammered, David Blaine is a whiz with a deck of cards. The magician was reportedly asked to leave a Hamptons nightclub after drunkenly downing drinks belonging to two ladies he didn’t know, and then smashing the glasses on the floor.

Two witnesses claim that as security guards tried to show Blaine the door, he pulled out a deck of cards and said,

“If I can do these tricks, I can’t be that drunk.”

The trick must have been tremendous, because the security guards reportedly let him stay. Occupation: Magician is all the rage these days. David Blaine and Criss Angel keep showing how very little talent can make you a lot of money, date some hot women, and get you into all the clubs.

Source: postchronicle