Jessica Simpson Tells Time Magazine: "Nick Has A Small Penis"
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Can this be true? Jessica Simpson has been quoted by Times magazine saying “Nick Lachey didn’t pack too well if you know what I mean, but I got over it.” Now by just looking at Nick Lachey, I could easily tell he doesn’t pack much under the belt. He has the good looks, good body, he is rich and he can sing. These traits can only lead to him having a small penis, it would not be fair if he got all those traits and then some, you get where I am going with this? Wait, there is more.
On August 1st, 2006(2 days ago) Jessica Simpson was once again quoted saying more ‘trash’ about her ex-husband, she was quoted saying, “Nick’s small package was a problem sometimes, like the first time we had sex, to tell you the truth, I didn’t really feel much, I faked the whole thing, I really felt sorry for him, I still loved him though.” This is trully sad, I really hope Nick Lachey can back himself up from these rumors, they just keep coming, but, not to worry, with all the money he has, am sure he will think of a way to get back on ‘top’.
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How could someone possibly defend themselves against stuff like that…make a porn movie?
Sheesh, she should just let it go.
Well I’m not surprised, you can’t have everything, can you? Poor Jess!
Jessica is just too stretched out. After all, we all KNOW that she and her father were lovers.
If she never had sex before Nick, how would she know what a small penis was (unless she saw her fathers-this just proves she HAS)
She is TRASH for talking like this about Nick, JUST trash
I lost whatever respect I had for the loser BIMBO
Nick is so much better off without her
Jessica is just too stretched out. After all, we all KNOW that she and her father were lovers.
If she never had sex before Nick, how would she know what a small penis was (unless she saw her fathers-this just proves she HAS)
She is TRASH for talking like this about Nick, JUST trash
I lost whatever respect I had for the loser BIMBO
Nick is so much better off without her
Jessica Simpson is a Looooooser. She is cheap looking and a fake. There is something really icky about her father. Skanky hypocrites the lot.
i agree with anonymous, If anything for the first time u would want a small penis to do the job cause it’s no ray of sunshine for some first timers..
A small penis need not stay that way. I have personally brought an average guy to a larger size by giving his penis my secret methods of intense attention. One of my methods involves constant fellatio and masturbation. Also weights and pulling. (1/3 of a guy’s penis is internal-it can be brought out). I’m obsessed with penises and am drooling just thinking about Nich Lachey. No problem we can’t solve, darling.
Her comment only makes me think she a) wasn’t a virgin, or b) she is very loose.
On the other hand, Nick’s bodyfeatures (like low hairline and lack of bodyhair) suggests he really does have a small penis.
So what…
I’m from Eastern Kentucky, but I’ve lived in Cincinnati for over 10 years. This is the town of men with little dicks. I think it’s the German heritage. Hitler had a pencil dick and we know what that started. Jessica, you got out just in time.
People can tell what a small penis is just by common sense. You don’t have to be a porn star to know whether a guy is big or small. Also, Jessica claimed to be a virgin (a claim I’m not to sure about) however she never said that she had never seen a penis before Nick.
What does Jessica do? Really, what does she do?
Eat Pussy…Cats…
Date smaller women. I’m neither small nor porn size but Jessica Simpson is a big girl…she probably needs the girth of a baseball bat….