Holly Madison is Hugh Heffner’s number one girlfriend (because, you know, he has several).

Since Hugh himself has deemed her to be his number one, she must be the best of all the bunnies. Being the top bunny entitles her to share a bed with the Heff. She gets to keep him warm at night, stay up late chatting, be the envy of many women, and change his dirty old grampy diapers.

Wow what perks!